Step 1
Pitch in
Upload a 60-second pitch video or paste your landing page link. No polished deck required.
AI pitch roast studio
Your pitch is begging to be roasted.
Submit a 60-second pitch or landing page. VentureBurn scores the signal, cuts the buzzwords, and turns the verdict into a shareable roast clip.
Start free. No credit card. Public results include a VentureBurn watermark.
Sample verdict
92% Silicon Valley buzzword slop
Strong ambition. Missing a buyer who cares.
What to expect
01
Fast, not fluffy
A concise verdict built for action, not a two-hour pitch panel.
02
Brutal, not random
Scores stay anchored to viability, clarity, and your actual offer.
03
Your call to share
Go public for reach, or use Pro when the feedback must stay private.
The MAP test
Three passes from pitch to punchline.
Every roast follows the same spine: is there a market, is the audience specific, and does the product make the promise believable?
Step 2
Get scored
VentureBurn tests viability, clarity, and bullshit-factor, then surfaces the line weakening your pitch.
Step 3
Share the burn
Export a captioned roast clip and a result badge built for feeds, group chats, and launch-day attention.
60 sec
maximum pitch input
3 scores
viability, clarity, bullshit-factor
10 sec
share-ready roast clip
Pricing without pitch theater
Laugh publicly. Improve privately.
Start with the shareable roast, then go deeper when the pitch needs investor-grade surgery.
Public Roast
Free
For founders ready to test the idea in public.
- Pitch or landing-page analysis
- Viability, clarity, and bullshit-factor scores
- Captioned roast clip and share badge
- VentureBurn watermark on public results
For serious iteration
Burn Pro
Private, deeper feedback for pitches headed toward customers, demo days, or investor inboxes.
$19/month
- Everything in Public Roast
- Private feedback mode
- Investor-style teardown
- Pitch-deck restructuring
- Sharper positioning recommendations
- Export without the public watermark
Before you submit
Questions worth asking.
Ship the pitch. Take the hit.
Better a ten-second burn than a silent launch.
Get a verdict founders can use and the internet might actually watch.
Roast my pitch free